Good thing I talked Lynn into playing, so I feel guilty enough to drum up something to write about today. Let's see. Nope, I really don't have anything to say. I'm extremely underwhelmed by the plethora of unnecessary muscle spasm I was expected to tolerate today. There's just no need for it and I find it downright unpatriotic, frankly. Here I am paying attention to politics for the first time in, well, life, and I'm getting zero support from my cells. I will start an organization called Citizens for More Patriotic Muscle Behavior. It will be a 501(c)(3) because red tape is always a good thing. I will find a way to be the whole board. Also I will start an auxiliary organization called Citizens for Fewer Superfluous and Extraneous Parentheses in IRS designations.
I told you I didn't have anything to write about. And now I'll see if I can find a picture of muscle spasm to accompany this fine post. Oh, my, goodness. Look at this. I swear this is what I found when I searched for images of muscle spasm. Are they allowed to show this sort of thing on the internet? I expect comments.